Her legs and butt are perfect, she’s thick and toned, I fucking drool over that kind of behind.
that. ass.
umf
(Source: sexeviolence1)
(Source: elizabethswardrobe, via dismiss-your-fears)
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M***’*: Hey Brooke! We realize we scheduled you for 9 hours yesterday to close on one of the busiest sale days of the year; and thanks so much for staying late and helping clean up the monsterous mess that was the Women’s Shoe department, BUT we’re gonna go ahead and schedule you another 9 hours to open today!
Me: …fuck you.
Why does everyone think that getting away from my dad will solve all my problems? It wont. It just adds another problem. Being absolutely parentless. You know what would solve all of my problems? Death. That’s the only thing that will solve all of my problems.
(Source: spotlightgomez, via halesyeah)
Whomever the fuck is dreaming about me, STOP IT! It’s been 3 fucking days since I’ve slept for than 4 hours.
I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEEEEEEP
(via kperiodleigh)
Things I want to accomplish this summer:
Work… a lot.
Party… a lot.
Move out.
Go on lots of dates.
Get back on my celibacy kick.
Get closer to Hayley and live vicariously through her and cop dad.
Go to the beach often.
Go to the pool even more often.
Stay buzzed 99.9% of the time.
Who wants to help make this happen?
